I love cats, weed and booze. Some could call it awesome. I am a pimp, I love my hoes. Fuck bitches, get money. <3 Mr. T forever R.I.P <3
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey
THIS QUOTE.
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